This is what happens when Luna listens to "Rasputin" at 3 am after playing Valkyrie Profile for a few hours.

There lived a certain man, in Flenceburg long ago
He was short and smart, and dark magic he did know
All women looked at him with horror and with fear
But that was all right, for a goddess he held dear

He worked out a plan to kill his teacher
Though he said he held no ire
But it also was the kind of death that
Lured the goddess he desired

La La Lezard Valeth
Stalker of the Valkyrie
His sanity, it really was gone
La La Lezard Valeth
Midgard's would-be love machine
He always failed in getting it on

He couldn't get a date
And forget about true love
So he set his sights on a goddess from above

He used a magic stone to learn a lot of crap
And he was real pleased when he found some bubble wrap

For Lenneth, he was no charming suitor
Cause she'd seen the things he'd done
She believed he was a soul defiler
Whom sins laid heavy upon

*~chorus~*

(Spoken)
And when his stalking, and lusting, and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this insane pervert became louder and louder

This man's just gotta go, declared the valkyrie
As he wept and begged to take a look at her panties
No doubt this crazy mage had intentions of much harm
For the dense young man who held Lenneth in his arms

Then, one day Mystina and Lucian set a trap, they're not to blame
Come to visit me, she kept demanding
And he really came

La La Lezard Valeth
Stalker of the Valkyrie
They'd had enough of hearing him whine
La La Lezard Valeth
Midgard's would-be love machine
This obsessed freak had run out of time

La La Lezard Valeth
Stalker of the Valkyrie
Lucian appeared and chopped off his head
La La Lezard Valeth
Midgard's would-be love machine
Then Lenneth cheered because he was dead

(Oh, those wizards...)