So I got bored tonight. Really bored. And when Luna gets bored, Mr. Bigglesworth gets bored. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets bored, people DIE!

That, or I go to adultfanfiction.net and search for horrible fanfic descriptions to laugh at, and occasionally look at the fics themselves(like a certain Childhood Friends).

Here is a chat excerpt of the very best/worst one I found, during my admittedly limited visit(this was SO good/bad, I doubted I could find anything as horrifyingly hilarious).

@Silmeria> ...
@Silmeria> ...
@Silmeria> ...
@Silmeria> ...
@Silmeria> ... this is the sound of Luna's brain breaking.
* @Silmeria weeps tears of blood
@CrayWolfen> ya might want to clean that up Luna
@Dry> don't share plz.
@Silmeria> Lezard and the Bubblewrap
@Silmeria> Lezard Valeth gets freaky with a sheet of bubblewrap. Fet,Other,PWP,SoloM
@Dry> Except with Cray.
@Switchblade> ...
@Dry> Share with Cray.
@Switchblade> XDDDDDD
@NeoSeifer> ....WHAT?
@Silmeria> And that's it for tonight, I don't think I can find anything to top that. XD
@CrayWolfen> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Brax[comics]> ;_;
@CrayWolfen> I should've /cleared when I had the chance
@CrayWolfen> I mean I know he's a lonely guy, but fucking a............
@Dry> Cray.
@Dry> Stop typing.
@Dry> NOW.
@CrayWolfen> XD
@Brax[comics]> Well, you have an Omake next time you sponsor Lezard.
@CrayWolfen> Brax, I'd rather be caught dead with a nuke sticking out of my ass
@Silmeria> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* @Silmeria can't stop laughing
@Brax[comics]> * Lezard walks out of the closet, smoking a ciggarette. * The camera pans down, revealing a large sheet of bubble wrap stuck in his zipper That was better then a corpse~!
@CrayWolfen> ACK!?
@TT|stuff> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@CrayWolfen> err !!
@Silmeria> oh my GOD XD
* @Silmeria is in tears XD
@CrayWolfen> why do have the feeling someone is going to guilt me into writing that in H&S
* @CrayWolfen cleans the minds of #ri with BLEACH!!!